Osama Bin Laden is in Orange County [followup]

(Reuters) Police said on Tuesday that a boy playing with matches had confessed to starting accidentally one of the fires, north of Los Angeles, that burned 63 buildings and charred 38,000 acres.

Neither the boy's name nor his age were given. Prosecutors must now decide whether to charge the youth, who is thought to be a preteen.

Is this preteen working for Al Qaeda? It's gonna take a field trip to a secret Nigerian prison and a whole lot of waterboarding to find out. Thankfully, there will be no lasting physical damage nor pesky legal repercussions to worry about. In the end, we'll untie him, hand him a CIA embroidered towel to dry off with, and send him on his way with a fatherly tussle of the hair from ol' Unc Sam, and a no-hard-feelings lollipop. A couple years of therapy and he'll be able to hear a running shower without evacuating his bowels. In time he'll grow into a fine young man, proud to have served his country.

I'm smokin that tax money rolled up in pages of the constitution all day bitches!

"And then Jesus toldeth him to go get that oil"