Sure, it wasn't Al Qaeda. It was a natural event. Which proves my point that it's time for Mother Nature to pick a side. She's either with us or against us on this one [adjusts American Flag lapel pin]. She has repeatedly brought terror into American homes, which constitutes a direct attack on our freedoms and democratic way of life. Recent intelligence reports definitively connect Iran's political elite with Nature. President Ahmadinejad himself is believed to employ Oxygen, one of the key figures in the the Southern California fires. The CIA has provided us with satellite photographs which clearly show trees growing in and around Iran's capital city, Tehran. My fellow Americans, Iran is harboring Mother Nature, and as such presents a serious and immediate threat to our nation's security. Now let's go get that oil.
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