Larry Craig = hella busted

Transcript of the Larry Craig post-arrest interview [via news10.net]

Ahahahaha. I love Republicans...

DK: And then you used your left hand to finish me off.
LC: No sir, I don't do those types of things.
DK: I clearly recall skeeting onto your wedding ring. Do you think I'm dumb?
LC: Not at all. I just don't engage in this type of...

DK: You told me you loved me.
LC: I do recall asking you for some toilet pa--
DK: Senator, senator you're not a bad guy. But you did say we'd be together forever, correct?
LC: (inaudible)
DK: I believed you...
LC: (inaudible) happily married with two (inaudible)

DK: Senator, frankly I can see your hardon right now.
LC: Ok, let me just explain what that is. You're mistaken, sir.
DK: Why don't you let me help you with that?
LC: (inaudible)
DK: (inaudible)
NN: Um, Sergeant? ... Sergeant Dave? Senator? Gross dudes. I'll just-- yeah, I'll just leave then.