Way too PC

Someone at work gave me a survey to post on our web site. It's for people who have attended our workshops. The first question is:

1. Gender: Male Female Transgender

Um, wtf is transgender doing on there? First of all, who really cares that much? What, are we providing this information to the census bureau? And there's no way I'd spend ten thousand dollars to switch out the old cock n balls for a vagina and get some tits installed just to be called "transgender." Best call me a woman 'less you wanna get beat down with these man fists, ho! Plus, that option just makes it weird for the other 99% of people filling out the survey.

Sexuality (choose one):

• Straight
• Gay
• Bi
• Only gay for Jon Stewart
• Straight, but vaginas are gross to look at directly.
• Looked at gay porn once. Stayed hard, but only due to the straight porn I was watching right before that (swear dude!).
• Male zebras are hot.
• Some freaky shit I can't tell you.
• Prince.