Well then have I got the answer for you! Introducing ABC News' Match-O-Matic! Here at ABC news, we have boiled down the entire spectrum of political viewpoints to a short series of questions with multiple choice answers. With the help of space-age 21st century internet technology and our crack team of pollsters, pundits, physicists and chemists, you'll hardly have to think at all! Just point and click and we'll do the thinking for you! Meet your match todayyyyyy! [cue grainy stock video clip of candidate shaking hands with voters]
Match-O-Matic
(Surprise!) I matched up best with Kucinich. But, thanks to Fox News' quality investigative journalism, I found out his wife has a tongue ring so there's absolutely no way I'd vote for him.
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