NASA's new system "distils, filters, ionizes and oxidizes wastewater - including urine -- into fresh water for drinking." Yum.
Captain Simms: Private! We're gonna need a lot more chocolate if we're gonna finish this birthday cake by 1200 hours!
Private Janet Barnes: Aye aye, sir! Working – *hmph* – working on it sir!
Captain Simms: Mr. Johnson, what's your status on the icing?
Mr. Johnson: Coming along slowly Captain! E.T.A. ten minutes!
Captain Simms: No good, Johnson! Have that icing on deck inside of five minutes!
Mr. Johnson: Sir! Sir, that will be impossible unless I have permission to watch Private Barnes use the commode!
Private Barnes: Wha--??
Captain Simms: Permission granted, Johnson, carry on!
Mr. Johnson: Oh yeah. Thank you Captain. *fap* *fap* *fap*...
[1230 hours]
Everyone: ...happy birthday to you!
Loudspeaker: Ok folks, this training exercise is a wrap. We're gonna break for lunch then do it again at 1400 hours. Let's get it right next time, people.
Private Barnes: [unintelligible]
Loudspeaker: And someone please get Private Barnes a face towel.
